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Father Still Has Complicated Series of File Folders . . .

Bad Onion!

Ooooooh, those folks at The Onion are sooooo naughty!

Gotta laugh to keep from crying.


Californians Gather To Celebrate Annual Wildfire Tradition

100 year old neurosurgeon

World's Oldest Neurosurgeon Turns 100

Stop Worrying!

I want everyone to stop worrying about me in my new career as bad-guy chaser. After all, don't you know the best part about being a cop?

Despondex: New Medication on the Market

From The Onion

Sony's new gadget according to The Onion.

From The Onion.

For anyone who has tried to install new gizmos.

****DO NOT CLICK IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY "BAD" WORDS*****

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

In Thanksgiving Tradition, Bush Pardons Scooter Libby In Giant Turkey Costume


Just 55 days left!

Yes. Please. Go.

News from The Onion.

A News Story for p-doobie

HeHe -- *Face* facts!

Shocking News from the world of Bazooka Joe.

News from, The Onion

Click, for story.

Commas, Turning Up, Everywhere

WASHINGTON—In the midst of a crisis that may have reached a breaking, point Tuesday afternoon, linguists, and grammarians, everywhere say they...

For Squidsan

Wildly Popular 'Iron Man' Trailer To Be Adapted Into Full-Length Film

On the 5th anniversary of the start of the war

Gotta laugh to keep from crying.


Army Holds Annual 'Bring Your Daughter To War' Day

Welcome to My World

Study: Alzheimers Patients Say They Do Not Have Alzheimers


(YouTube is down again! Thank goodness for The Onion!)

Making Iraq More Eco-Friendly

Good ideas from The Onion!


In The Know: How Can We Make The War In Iraq More Eco-Friendly?

(thanks to Poss for sending me the link!)

Breaking News from the Onion News Network

Breaking News: Series Of Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot

Is the Government Spying Enough?

Thanks to Poss for pointing me to this Onion News Video.


In The Know: Is The Government Spying On Paranoid Schizophrenics Enough?